Dandy Motormouth

(dal film "Hairspray")

Bring on that pecan pie!

Pour some sugar

On it sugar

Don't be shy.
And scoop me up

A mess of that

Chocolate swirl.

Dont be stingy

I'm a growing girl.

I offer - Big love,With no apology

How can I deny the world

The most of me?

I am not afraid to throw my weight around

Pound by pund by pound!

Because I'm

Big, blonde and beautiful.

Face the fact -Its simply irrefutable!

No-one wants a meal

That only offers the least

When girl, we're serving up

The whole damn feast!

Slice me off a piece of that

Hog head cheese!

Take a look inside

My book of recipes.

Now don't you sniff around

For something fluffy and light.

We need a man who brings

A man-sized appetite!

I'll use a

Pinch of sugar

And a dash of spice!

I'll let you lick the spoon

Because it tastes so nice!

We'll keep it in the oven

Til it's good and hot

And keep on stirring

Til it hits the spot!

Because I'm

Big, blond and beautiful

There is nothing 'bout us

That's unsuitable.

Why sit in the bleachers?

Timid and afraid

When Edna

You look like a whole parade.

They say that -White is hot

And big is thin -

Well that's just cruel

Cause ladies -Big is back

And as for black

It's beautiful!

All shapes and sizes

Follow me!

Who wants a twig

When you can climb the whole tree?
Yeah yeah.Yeah yeah yeah!

Brilliant baby brilliant!